Player, player-coach, assistant coach, MLS assistant (limited portfolio), Interim Head Coach, back again to MLS assistant coach - only this time with highly significant responsibilities - local lad Mauro Biello has worn just about every Impact hat possible since signing for the club 20 years ago.
Did I mention he's the only player in club history to have his jersey retired?
On Saturday afternoon, Biello will adorn a new hat - that of bench boss. Schallibaum, of course, serving a suspension imposed after Watergate - KC edition.
This being Montreal, where nothing runs to a pre-conceived script, the frigid air which has thoroughly overstayed its welcome during this most extended of winters has wrecked the Impact's planned training schedule this week.
On Thursday morning, the players were scheduled to take this season's first training session at Saputo Stadium. Not a chance. Move into the comfy confines of their East end training facility they did.
"We have had some challenges this week. Obviously we wanted to get outdoors to get acclimatized to the weather outdoors," Biello explained to TSN.ca.
"It was pretty cold today so we went back to Marie-Vic which is the indoor facility. A bit of a challenge but the players feel much more comfortable with the surface so we decided to stay over there the next two days."
"Now they're announcing snow for Friday and rain on Saturday. It will be some challenging conditions but hopefully we will be prepared mentally to deal with any type of weather."
There was no Marco Di Vaio on the training pitch Thursday. Instead, the ex-Bologna marksman took in the session from the sidelines.
Just as Crew hopes began to rise in expectation IMFC's DP would not be available Saturday afternoon, Biello poured cold water right over any such glee. "For Marco, it's just precautionary," he said. "He felt something in the lower part of his right leg. So we just decided to give it a few extra days rest."
What Di Vaio is to the Impact up front a Rossoneri legend is to the Impact's defensive corps, sorry Crew but more bad news. "Alessandro is available for Saturday's game," announced Biello. "He has trained all week, he feels very good. His leg feels fine."
Nesta has been missing from the team since March 23, when he hobbled off very early in the Impact's previous home game, the 1-0 victory over NYRB at Olympic Stadium. Seems he was missed. In the solitary match, he was unavailable the Impact went down to their lone defeat of the season so far in Kansa a fortnight ago.
"The game was a tough game for us obviously," he said. "We faced a very hungry Kansas City team, a team probably playing desperate somewhat, hadn't won at home previously. They came out got an early goal, a defensive error from us and from then on in it was very difficult for us to get anything going."
It's only in adversity one learns. Biello certainly gets that concept, no procrastinator be he. "They say it's important to bounce back in your next game. To me it's much more important that you bounce back in training."
One person who will not be bouncing back, missing from tomorrow's starting lineup is gaffa Marco Schallibaum. Refreshed from a brief family trip home to his native Switzerland over the club's bye week period the Swiss Volcano's presence has lit up training this week.
"He's been reinforcing mostly to move the ball quickly," Biello informed. "Spaces close down quickly and we need to be good on the ball. We need to move it and stay in movement."
Saturday's gaffa adding, "If we're a team that is able to move the ball quickly and with the movement we have going forward especially with Marco up top we could create problems. When that ball is in tight spaces in the midfield it has to come out quickly."
With his enforced absence, Schallibaum appears confident and comfortable the coaching staff he helped appoint in the offseason will not shirk Saturday's elevated responsibilities
"He says he has confidence in us," he said. "We've prepared this week if it's a regular game he has confidence that we will be able to manage the game on game day.
"So the message is the same, the philosophy is the same the only thing that is different I will be on the bench encouraging the players and managing the rhythm of the game"
Now that we are in mid-April and Schallibaum might only be finally completing his first trimester with the Impact, he has already left an indelible imprint on Biello.
"Marco has a very strong mental and psychological approach to the game," he said. "I think it's a strong quality the way he communicates to the players 1-on-1 and what he expects of them. I think his approach is very good. It's also something I'm learning from him."
We need to always put things in prospective. What are our priorities now? What do we need to work on? What does this player need to work on to get better? It's dissected in many ways but a lot of it on the psychological aspects of the game and I find that has been really good and the players have responded really well and have done for the most part they have been doing what he has asked them to do. For me and for the club I think his approach to handling the psychological aspect has been pretty impressive."
Away from the shrink's couch, the football pitch and the practice field Biello liked nothing more than hitting the links.
"Before the kids I used to like playing golf," he explained. "Marco likes playing golf and when we have days off as ways to help get away from the game he wants us to go and play golf. We did it in the preseason. I told him I might get a call on the 15th hole as I might have to go and pick up the kids or something."
When I'm with the kids I like to bring and go watch them play sports. They play hockey, they play soccer. It is fun for me to go watch them and see how they are evolving, helping out also. My son's U-8 team I help out on the coaching. For me that's how I now enjoy spending my days off."
Those kids invariably accompany their mother to all Impact home matches. Mum has an ulterior motive or two. Big brother Nick is the club's Sporting Director.
Pina De Santis, meanwhile, both manages and runs the day to day operation of the Impact's expanding soccer schools operation. Campus, Camps, Clinics and Cupcakes included.
Some are a bit too quick to state until blue in the face, 'Biello has only extended his career in gainful Impact employment due to family connections.' They could not be further separated from the real truth.
Any Impact insider I've ever spoken to about Biello recite his extremely hard work ethic. His applied determination is what has always got him over the finishing line. Always willing to listen and learn. Nothing was ever given to him, he's earned the lot.
Blue shirted, blue collared is Biello.
So from avid golfer, to dotting Dad, the sleeves rolled up grateful husband on what must seem anything but Masters weekend like to Montreal Biello didn't miss a beat when asked who he fancied to walk off with Sunday's Green Jacket.
"That's a tough one," he said. "You know what though I'd like to see Tiger win it."
Around the same time the final Saturday pairing hit Augusta's first tee, Biello gets to play out a childhood like dream – one that even Walt Disney himself could not have invented. He gets to take charge of his hometown club, in his hometown stadium, with his hometown team defending the Eastern Conference summit.
If ever any sports franchise on the planet was in need of a life-size mold for a club ambassador, diplomacy certainly included - they don't need to look any further than Saputo Stadium.
They could even borrow Biello's jersey that hangs so proudly from the grandstand rafters.
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